so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.
so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.
it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.
without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.
he spent $34
hes the guy we learn about in math
Only 6 shopping days left ‘til HallowMEME and stakes are high: Previous years’ HallowMEME costume contest winners have gone onto supreme internet fame and walked home with some srs prizes — this year’s prizes are furnished by Giant Media, Tumblr, Busted Tees, 20x200 and other friends of HallowMEME.
As always, we have an esteemed panel of internet experts on whose judgement your throwback Dancing Baby costume will live or die. They are:
Christopher “Topherchris” Price & Amanda Ferri, cool kids of Tumblr
Cole Stryker, Senior Social Media Strategist at Giant Media; author of Epic Win for Anonymous and Hacking the Future; 4chan sweetheart
Emmy Blotnick, Josh Lay & Cory Cavin, the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon bloggers
…and contest emcee Grace Helbig of My Damn Channel’s Daily Grace
There’s still time to RSVP: hallowmeme2012.eventbrite.com
Come get judged by me and friends and win spoooooky and fabulous prizes this Thursday!!! I’ll give an extra $5 to anyone who dresses up as the Breaking Bad “Pizza On The Roof”!!